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Pick Me Up
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I like your choice of hats
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When i grow up, i wanna be like you.
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You're going to do great things
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I don't know you but I'm sure you are awesome!
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You're better than everyone, ever.
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Your mates secretly wish they could pull off your look.
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I'm glad we are living in the same time, it's a joy to share this earth with you
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You are a wonderful person.
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Damn you look nice today
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You my friend, brighten up the day like a lighthouse in the night
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You're perfect in every way.
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The world would not be the same without you in it
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You don't need sugar in your tea, you're sweet enough.
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I just want to be like you.
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You remind me of the ocean, perfect.
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You are such a great eater
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Your face doesn't need any photoshop.
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You're more talented than taylor swift
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If I had a tail, it'd be wagging.
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You have an adorable nose
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Your hair looks great today :)
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You're smell as good as a pancake on hangover morning
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You're really good at parking.
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I'd share my pickle with you.
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You give me that feeling i get when i open sunscreen.
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If you were the last person on earth, zombies wouldn't attack you, purely out of respect.
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In terms of Nintendo 64 games. I would definitely consider you to be the Mario Kart of the group.
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
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Let's pack a bag, steal away in the night, have babies and never look back.
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More people should be like you.
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One day, operas will be written about your cheekbones.
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When you move house, they'll put up a blue plaque.
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You actually looked super graceful that time you tripped in front of everyone.
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You alone were created on the 8th day (it took ages to get your hair just right).
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You are freakishly good at thumb wars.
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You are kind of heart, generous of spirit and very good at bowling.
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You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
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You are not someone I pretend not to see in public.
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You could open a jar of mustard with only three fingers.
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You have a slightly lovely pinky toe.
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You have nice eyebrows.
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You have really nice hands. You could be a hand model!
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You have valuable legs.
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You have very complementary organs.
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Imagine a starfish doing a dance... that's how you make people feel.
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Aren't you just peachy
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You're a tiger!
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You can do it!
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Nice eyebrows :)
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You really have an infectious smile
You have reached the end of the insults, there are still many more compliments to see though
Knock Me Down
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I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
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I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
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Chris Brown is more charming than you.
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You are an underwhelming typographer.
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I could beat you with an ugly stick and make you look better
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Your work is pointless and irrelevant.
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You look like a watery fart
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Your successes in life are going away faster than your hair.
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You're significantly below average in every way.
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they say life is too short, with you around its not short enough
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You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer
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You are as gracious as an elephant knitting a scarf.
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Even your Mom thinks you failed
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You're not as great as you think you are.
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You really need a haircut
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You make me feel like reaching into the cookie jar only to find crumbs.
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You look like you kidnap kid's
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You're about as funny as standing in dog poo.
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I hope you step on a lego
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Save your breath, you're going to need it later to blow up your date.
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Someday you'll go far, if you catch the right train.
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Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?
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Talk is cheap, but so are you.
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The most action you ever got is when your finger slipped through the toilet paper.
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There are only two things I dislike about you. Your face.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.
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You are about as useful as a knitted condom.
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You are proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
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You couldn't dump water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
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You fear success, but you really have nothing to worry about.
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You have a perfect face for the radio.
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You have enough fat to make another human.
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You have the IQ of lint.
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You look like a before picture.
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You look like a cross between Johnny Vegas and Susan Boyle.
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You look like my right testicle after cold water shrinkage.
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You should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside.
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You shouldn't play hide and seek, no one would come and find you.
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You smell of bad news.
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You will never be the man your mother was.
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You would struggle to find hay in a Haystack.
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You're a Geekburger with cheese.
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You're just like Monday. No one likes you.
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You're just like Summer, no class.
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You're like a really, really boring Tuesday. A rainy Tuesday.
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You're so fat the only letters in the alphabet you know are KFC.
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You're so fat, you could sell shade.
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I can't help but wonder who ties your shoelaces for you.
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